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What Got Stuck In Our Genitals This Year?

What Got Stuck In Our Genitals This Year?


US Consumer Product Safety Commission Reveals What Went Up Our Butts!

What’s the last object that’s been stuck in you? I’m not necessary even believing the begged question needs to be sexualized. I mean, of course we’re immediately going to think of sex toys and our latest lover as the last thing to be, ahem, in us, but we’ve all been children once before, right? Personally speaking, I was recently laughing and catching up with my family over the Holiday. I was reminded that when I was five-years-old, I was rushed to the emergency room on Christmas Eve because I decided to lodge a piece of felt fabric so far up my nostril that I had a panic attack. It’s probably the most boy thing I’ve ever done!


According too Adequate Man, The US Consumer Product Safety Commission released a list of objects that had to be removed from someone’s body during emergency room visits in 2017. Talk about facepalm! What were some people thinking? While the list goes through specific body parts, obviously the most fun to know are what, literally, was up your butt this year. Check out the lists below!


Penis:

A LITTLE SCREW

A SHARP TOY

FOUR INCH LONG METAL SEX TOY

PLASTIC SPOON

PIECE OF DOMINO

PIECE OF PLASTIC SHAMPOO BOTTLE

“PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS”

COAXIAL CABLE


Rectum:

GOLF BALL

PEANUT BUTTER JAR

SPRAY BOTTLE

CURTAIN ROD

“STUCK A TOY UP HIS RECTUM BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS CONSTIPATED”

TOOTHBRUSH

TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER

FLOSS CONTAINER

MOUTHWASH BOTTLE

“AT A PARTY HAVING FUN WITH HIS MALE FRIENDS WHEN ONE PUT A SHOT GLASS UP HIS RECTUM”

SMALL WOODEN KNICK-KNACK

SCREWDRIVER

PLASTIC FORK

TOY MISSILE

PLASTIC VIBRATING DILDO, CAN NOT TURN OFF

“ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDO FROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER”

CIGAR TUBE TO RELIEVE HEMORRHOIDS

“FEELING LONELY, USED A MASCARA CONTAINER IN PLASTIC BAG, PUT IN RECTUM”

TIN CUP

HAIR BRUSH

“WAS DRINKING WITH FRIENDS AND ‘GOT TO EXPERIMENTING,’ AIR FRESHENER CONTAINER STUCK IN ANUS”

MARBLES

A LARGE BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO

“SAT IN BATHTUB AND FELT SOMETHING GO INTO HER ANUS”

CAT FOOD CAN

BAG OF ORAL TOBACCO

“WATER BOTTLE IN RECTUM, DOES THIS TO REDUCE ANXIETY”

3 AA BATTERIES

2 AAA BATTERIES

D BATTERY

“PATIENT SAID I HAVE A COIN IN MY ASS FROM A MONTH AGO”


Have you ever had an emergency room visit with something that won’t leave?!


Check out the full list of objects stuck in body parts here!

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So the anus is now in the  category of 'genitals' ???? I've always considered it so, but this is the first time I've seen it in 'print'....

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