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Let's Be Honest: Drag Queen Voldemort Is Probably Winning October So Far

In the pages of J.K. Rowling’s award-winning, phenomenally popular fiction, Tom Marvolo Riddle was responsible for countless deaths and filled his followers with hate and fear.

But on stage, Lady Voldemort is bad in all the right ways. She’s cast black magic on our hearts and she’s giving us life! So much life it’s almost like she’s separated our soul into seven pieces called Horcruxes and scattered them around the world so no one can kill us!

Avada Kedavra-ing the competition with a fierce lip sync to Ariana Grande’s "Dangerous Woman", The Dark Lordess has racked up nearly two million views on Twitter, and fame throughout both the Wizarding World and the Muggle World.

Halfway through the magical viral video, the leader of the Death Eaters is joined onstage by her archenemy Harry Potter, shirtless. It’s The Boy Who Lived and Who Also Got Half-Naked.

It all ends with She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-and-Cannot-Be-Tamed challenging Gryffindor House’s famous Quidditch Seeker in a fierce wand battle enhanced by video projection. We are shook to our unicorn-hair wand-core.

Diva, you have officially achieved that immortality you’ve been seeking: internet immortality!

Wooork iiittt!!!